Tribute to Shane...

perhapse the greatest enigma of the L-Words cast, Kate Moennig has never actually confirmed her sexuality publicly... but this little bi finds Shane McCutcheon to be the epidome of tomboy cool. how could anyone this awesome NOT be queer?

i pay tribute to her in video homage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0n5Acue4SY

i love you Shane.

And #1 on my Lesbians-I-Wanna-Fuck List is...

...KRISTANNA LOKEN.



Holy Fuck.
That's as far as I ever get into that sentence, at which point I'm always forced to go off and masterbate profusely. This Norwegian model/actress can have me any time she chooses. (if only I could die so lucky).

We all saw her kick ass in Terminator 3, a few might have seen Mortal Combat: Conquest (only worth seeing BECAUSE of her), and if you can remember that far back she also made regular appearances in Boy Meets World, Unhappily Ever After, and Philly.

She's actually a de facto bisexual, as interviewed by Curve magazine: "I have dated and have had sex with men and women, and have to say that the relationships I have had with certain women have been much more

fulfilling, sexually and emotionally, than of those with certain

men... I connect with an aura, with energy. And if the person with whom I connect happens to be a female, that's just the way it is. That's what makes my wheels turn."

Spoken like a true bi babe. Hey I'm bi too, we should totally, like, hook up!
Call me...
please.
I beg of you.

# 2 - AMANDA MOORE

Can you say SUPER HOT POWER LESBIAN??

Super model and star of this horney bi's most vivid dream, Moore was born Sept. 10, 1979 in Idaho. Brought up in a military family, she grew up in many different parts of the world, alongside her father and older brother. As a fashion icon, she epitomizes the "adronymous slacker cool" look. (Apparently she claims "I never wanted to be a model—I was a basketball player"? Could I possibly lover her more? I conclude that I can not.)

She started college at 15 and originally thought of a career as a veterinarian, but after taking a friend to a local scouting event, she found herself exciting the interest of the scouts instead. They convinced her to attend a larger event in Orlando, where, Models.com reported in its December 2000 profile of Moore, "that face, when it walked into the room...made jaws, pencils, and all reserve simply drop. Aaaand the rest is history.

Here's to you, my she-man love temptress. Rrrrawr.

# 3 - Portia de Rossi

The only time I'm ever going to say this to you Ellen: SCREW. YOU. BITCH.
like wow, talk about having a smokin' hot wife. For a 36 year old woman, she is PRIME.

Some may remember her as Nelle Prter from Alley McBeal, or more recently as Lindsay Bluth Fünke on the sitcom Arrested Development. Born in Australia (yes, furthering my thesis that all Australians are born georgous) as Amanda Lee Rogers on 31 January 1973, she took on the name Portia at 15 (after Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice. She was actually married to the male documentary filmmaker Mel Metcalfe from 1996 to 1999 (in part as a plan to get a green card), but came out to the public after the tabloids outed her shortly after Alley McBeal ended. From 2000 to 2004, de Rossi dated singer Francesca Gregorini, daughter of actress Barbara Bach and stepchild of Ringo Starr. She declined to publicly discuss the relationship or her sexual orientation at the time.

De Rossi and Gregorini broke up in late 2004 as de Rossi began dating Ellen DeGeneres, whom she met backstage at an awards show, and married said Ellen on August 16, 2008 at their home (a tragic day for me) with a shocking mere 19 guests in attendance. AND they are both vegan. (I just had to put that out there as a fellow sufferer of the meatless varietel.)

We'll forgive her for struggling with the eating disorder anorexia nervosa for four years while filming Ally McBeal, I mean anyone who hangs around Calista Flockhart that much is bound to have some negative side effects. And apparently she's a humanitarian, who supports African AIDS relief and The Art of Elysium for terminally ill children? I just hope she's more real then her breats/hair colour.

Oh how I envy you Ellen...

# 4: TIAN KITCHEN

Probably best known from her stint on reality tv show "The Amazing Race" (season 4), but she also did some smaller films such as "Dark Queen" (2004), "Pure" (2005), and the tv movie "The Scorned" (2005). All I know is she rides a motorcycle, which automatically jumps her to the top of my boneable list.

Always the runner up I'm afraid Tian.

Countdown: Top 5 Lesbians I want to Fuck.

And Cuming in at number 5 (very respectfuly):

The only OPENLY out member of The L-Word Phenomena:

LEISHA HAILEY - a.k.a. Alice

Born July 11, 1971 in Okinawa, JAPAN (yea, definitely didn't see that one coming). Came out as a teenager and moved to New York City where she graduated from the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in 1991. She formed the rock duo The Murmurs -which changed to GUSH with L in 2001, which moved to LA to release 3 albums, as well as perform on several movie soundtracks and toured with Lilith Fair. As an actress, she had a bit part in the 1997 coming out episode of Ellen, and played Lucy in the 1997 film “All Over Me” (in which she played a lesbian rock and roller - big stretch, eh?)

Leisha has appeared in various other television and independent film roles, such as CSI: Miami and Grey’s Anatomy. She made her television series debut on Showtime’s “The L Word” in 2004 as Alice Pieszecki; a sharp-witted, bisexual magazine writer. Since then “The L Word” has received multiple awards and critical praise. Leisha herself was chosen as one of Denton Record Chronicle’s “Top 10 Ladies Who Made 2004 Memorable.”
Since 2007, Leisha has been part of the indie electro-pop duet Uh Huh Her, along with Camila Grey. The band’s name was inspired by a song from artist PJ Harvey. They released their EP I See Red on June2007, and recently they launched their brand new album Common Reaction.